You having a bad day means little to the person you’re being mean to. Context is great, but what does it really mean to the person you’re hurting. Her day probably sucked, sorry about that, but that makeup artist didn’t cause any of that.

Drake wanted to marry Rihanna at one point.

I like Cardi enough and I really enjoy her music and I think she’s probably an okay person, but even okay people are assholes sometimes. That girl doesn’t seem like she’s lying. Apologize, pay her, and move on. The back and forth does nothing for Cardi and everything for the makeup artist who seemingly has receipts.…

Whole audience clapping on the 1 and 3.

Me after watching that video:

Take my money!

Me anytime someone uses the word cinema:

Ariana, if there was anytime to get an IUD, now would be the time. Like seriously, wtf is wrong with him?

I remember a time when Pete Davidson was just that strange looking dude from SNL, who I literally never thought about. Now, he’s in a headline every other day talking about how hot his fiance is or something and I’m tired.

I didn’t even read that ridiculous calendar thing because I know that no one with any amount of sense, even a teenage boy, would write, “Try to rape Stacy at noon. See Back to the Future again at 12:45" in a damn calendar.  Like, how is this proof?

Gaga’s gown is just...

Kate Hudson is on pregnancy number 3? I didn’t know she had a pregnancy number 2.

This show is trash...I can’t wait to watch it.

This is definitely chapter 1, page 1 of any well known serial killer’s biography.

HE KIDNAPPED, STRANGLED, AND MASTURBATED ON AN UNCONSCIOUS WOMAN AND HE IS NOT DEEMED A DANGER TO SOCIETY? WHAT IS HAPPENING? HE SHOULD BE IN JAIL FOR A VERY LONG TIME.

Those celebs probably thought they were sitting next to seat filler or something. Don’t nobody over the age of 17 know who the hell Sofia Richie is...except Scott. 

How is PJ Morton in Maroon 5 and nobody told me? Wow. I thought we was family. 

I don’t know if Lena Dunham said anything important in that caption because my natural reaction to her is always...

Matthew please...

ABC was not okay with airing an episode about racism, but was totally fine with giving an actual racist (Roseanne) a show.