Me last week: I am absolutely not watching another Star is Born movie. No one could ever compare to THE Judy Garland.

White people really don’t know how to protest. Like at all. You already own it idiot. Wear those old ass Nike socks and leave us alone. 

This was me during the music:

Shitty pastor: Black lives don’t matter. Single moms are trash and can’t raise boys.

Black drug dealers reading that Demi Lovato story like:

They’re going to be there to at least 6. Fantasia, Shirley Caesar, Jennifer Hudson and Holiday, the Clark Sisters...they all going to be on the stage for at least 9 minutes. Put some snacks and water in your purse. Y’all ain’t going nowhere.

This is not a judgement, but Cardi must have a lot of help because some people would leave their babies for free (not forever, but you know like a long weekend). Babies are very cute and sweet and all those good things but also so so boring and annoying.

I’m trying to be open to seeing this, but I just can’t. Judy Garland’s adaption is the only one that matters and I will not suffer through another. How can the same story with different music and different white people be made this many times? Aren’t there new stories to tell? In the name of Vicki Lester, let’s just…

It literally doesn’t get better than Kim fucking Kimble, but girl I guess. And since she’s firing people, she needs to get rid of her PR team too because whoever that is, is clearly having a hard time keeping her from making a damn fool of herself lately.

Been loving H.E.R. for a while now. So glad she’s finally getting the attention she deserves. 

Legit clicked on that Robin Thicke link because I thought it said perm instead of sperm. Kinda disappointed he doesn’t have a perm.

I’m officially an old. I know like 6 of these people. Where do I pick up my AARP card? 

There are just so many easier ways to get publicity. That’s what I don’t get about people like him and Bill Cosby. Being a rape survivor isn’t something that makes you famous or gets you publicity. Cosby raped like 50 women and the only one I know is Beverly Johnson and that’s because she’s already famous. I just…

How is literally every man in Hollywood terrible? Like how? I’d still watch Blackish without him. I don’t care. I don’t care. I don’t care. The universe will not take Tracee Ellis Ross and Marsai Martin (Diane) away from me. He can go. Bye creep. 

Me waiting for someone I care about to appear in this dirtbag:

Okay, I totally respect all the work that goes into writing these articles, but I didn’t read this one. I’m sure it was very informative, but I just couldn’t get pass the idea of a young woman bringing home boy named Lil Xan to meet her family. Like are you trying to kill nana? Any boy with face like that should be…

Me watching Roseanne unravel:

Taylor Swift? Lady Gaga? Miley Cyrus? We’re in hell. This is what hell feels like. I’m sure of it. Cheeto Hitler is president. Rihanna’s reggae album isn’t out yet. The Good Place wasn’t nominated for Best Comedy Series at the Emmys. Fox News exist. Now this? 2018 is the goddamn worst.

They’re going to ruin my favorite guilty pleasure by bringing in this asshole. I was so happy when Farrah left because she’s just evil, but now a whole bigot is going to take her spot. Thanks MTV. Thanks.