I read that paragraph from Vogue on Katy Perry and all of a sudden I’ve lost my ability to read. Do those words go together? Are those even words? What is a sentence for 400, Alex! I am confusion.

Me before clicking on this video: I don’t need any more music from Ciara.

50 cent spends his days trolling other celebrities often about serious issues. He’s a bully and should be treated as such. Ignore him and maybe he’ll go away or tell him how stupid he is and hope he decides to hide his face for eternity. Those are the only two options when it comes to this kind of person. 

I want Lindsay goddamnit!

How do you pick sides when both people are just so annoying? As much as Monique has annoyed me these past few months, it just still doesn’t compare to the bullshit aura that comes off of Lee. I feel like Monique is annoying but honest. Lee is annoying and full of it. I give up. Everybody sucks.

Girl, give this man his cd back, so he can leave you alone.

That’s some really good allying there Brie. Really good.

DRAKE RELEASED A VIDEO FOR “I’M UPSET” AND THE ENTIRE CAST OF DEGRASSI IS IN IT. THAT’S THE ONLY STORY THAT MATTERS TODAY.

I just don’t want to live in an America where I can’t call a cunt a cunt. What’s next? Won’t be able to call dicks dicks or bitches bitches or ottomans ottomans?

This man is ugly as hell. I’m offended. That picture should come with a trigger warning.

I love Andra, but she’s been singing “Rise Up” for four years and I’m tired. Maybe she’ll be good in it though. I wish anyone but Lee Daniels was directing. We don’t want this biopic to become a soap opera.

I don’t know about this.

Sir...

We just putting the word “culture” behind any ol’ damn thing now huh? I guess.

I read LeAnn Rimes name as Leah Remini three times before I realized I made a mistake. Kept going back like, “why is leah talking about brandi?” LeAnn is so irrelevant to me now that her name didn’t even register. My brain insisted on turning it into someone I cared about. I’m losing it. Send help!

I love H.E.R. Give her all the things. She’s so damn talented. Her EP is the best thing I’ve heard in a while.

So what you’re saying is Tim Chung is looking to get somebody pregnant?