“When did referring to a significant other as “my ride or die” become popular because it suddenly feels like it’s more popular than boyfriend/girlfriend/partner.”

American Idol had that huge finale and brought back all the past judges and contestants just so they could bring it back from the dead two years later. It hasn’t been gone long enough to be rebooted. I want to fight whoever asked for this!

Viewers: Thank god we finally got over that petty sexual misconduct thing! Now we can get back to watching tipsy strangers make out in front of an entire camera crew.

Apologies are nice, but it’s still gonna be a fuck Dre from me until...

A lot of these girls make a lot of cash doing club appearances. Way more than Tyga could probably give her since he doesn’t have Kylie fronting the bill anymore. .

The only surprise in this whole Rob and Chyna thing is that he can afford to pay 16k a month for her rent. Kris must be giving him some major allowance. I’m so poor.

I don’t know them, so I’m not 100% sure, but I don’t think the Kardashians have ever been ashamed of a spectacle. Public or otherwise.

Private photos being released without consent are the same matter.

Choosing to show your body publicly or post nude pictures of yourself is not the same as someone posting private pics without your consent. It really doesn’t matter how many times we’ve seen Chyna nude, this is still messed up.

I love how differently the internet reacts when the nudes of someone like Blac Chyna get leaked versus somebody like J. Law. The comments are always filled with like “oh they’re both terrible, who cares?” kind of chat, but when it’s J. Law or another white actress, it’s like “OMG protect Emma! Revenge porn is evil.”

Adds three more thing to the “Things that will get you raped list”: Bath salts, incense, and crop tops. These things will go so well with everything else on the list including existing as woman in the world, breathing, walking, wearing bracelets. Thanks juror. I’ll take note.

I can’t imagine having as much money as the Kardash-a-Jenners and still shilling these shitty (literally that tea will make you shit) products. If I had that kind of money, I would never work or sell anything again. I’d just live a life style reasonable enough to make my millions last forever and drink mimosas on the…

This is not what Sheryl Sandberg meant when she said lean in.

Kim K: I really miss having a baby around.

I’d watch Audra McDonald do anything. So singing and scissoring Martha Plimpton definitely does it for me. I’ll be there.

This show is so full of shit. I refuse to believe that they didn’t know about Lee’s racist tweets like they claim. If you’re vetting these contestants, it seems like Twitter and Facebook is the first place you’d go. Having a racist in the house to taunt these men is just disgusting. They knew exactly what they were…

Chyna trying to get Rob out of the house:

Update: Dani Mathers is still an asshole.

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