She said never. That’s not true. That makes the statement wrong.

I’m excited for the second season. I really want June to become some bad ass leader of the revolution, but I honestly can’t see that happening so early in the series (season 2 is still pretty early for that kind of thing.) Right now, I just really don’t want her to have that baby.

This article is like, “Oh she forgot to mention something, but anyway let’s move on to making silly jokes and completely miss the point.” Regular day at Jez.

Maybe it was just a lapse in memory or maybe The Color Purple just didn’t mean as much to her as it means to black women like me, so she probably forgot it, but when you are corrected and don’t bother to fix your mistake, I find that rude and dismissive. How are you going to call out a director publicly and be wrong?…

Wake me up when Gwen Stefani stops pretending to be attracted to Blake Shelton.

Diane Keaton: I have no friends.

I love that she tweeted about how president tiny hands has praised him. Like girl, that’s why you should stay away! Any friend of president covfefe is an enemy of mine.

Nah.

I know being a pop star and promoting a new album means that you have to have a certain level of visibility, but I don’t want to hear anything else from her for a while. My levels of second hand embarrassment have been at an all time high since she started this promo tour. That’ll do Katy. That’ll do.

The people of Britain: Theresa may you please sit yo ass down.

If I can’t trust a multi-billion dollar company to tell me the truth, who the hell can I trust?

“The addition went down at midnight Friday morning—which happens to be when Katy Perry’s anticipated fourth album Witness was released.”

Why does country music have 300 award shows a year? Isn’t Carrie Underwood running out of sparkly white dresses to host these things?

This is fake news. Chris Evans is the only Chris that matters. Fight me.

Me: I don’t believe any of those ridiculous conspiracy theories.

Gwyneth: I don’t actually know what I’m talking about.

The problem with both sides of this fight is that they’re all so intent on being the victim in every situation that they can’t see it for what it really is. Anytime the Kardashian/Jenners do something offensive and people react, it’s always like “Why is everyone being so mean to me, can’t they see that I’m pretty” and…

Get those little assholes out of there.

Thanks Geri, but 10-year-old me just can’t forgive you for what to did...UNLESS you can somehow manage to get all the girls back on board for a Spice World 2: Viva For Brexit. Make it happen Ginger. Make it happen.