This is just way too much hotness for one movie.

Why would I choose to drive to a mall, search for a parking spot, try to figure out what entrance to go into so I’m close to the one store I want to go to and Orange Julius, don’t find what I’m looking for, bump into someone I knew from high school, pretend to be interested in what their saying, and then forget where…

And she still doesn’t get it. Posting it online and sending it to a friend are just different sides of the same disgusting coin. What an asshole. Jail is already over crowded with a bunch of people who probably don’t need to be there, but part of me is wishes she would have just got like a week behind bars, so she…

Thank you.

Gwyneth Paltrow literally says anything...

The deplorables have been threatening to literally lynch Obama for the last 8 years, but this is just crossing the line? Both are terrible, but I didn’t hear President Orange Hands denouncing his good ol’ buddy Ted when he threatened our handsomest president’s life a few years ago. Man, fuck everything.

Rachel let herself forget that this is a TV show and that producers will do literally anything for ratings. You could tell she was pissed at them.

My daily prayer:

Sorry. I don’t know her, so I didn’t know that.

Literally me when I didn’t see any mention of black women in this article...

Bella Thorne always looks like she just woke up after 3 week long bender, so do you know how much you have to drink to shock her. Scott:

These clips:

Yes we do. This show just wasn’t good. I hope this doesn’t prevent them producing more content with black casts. I’m black and literally every black person I know has Netflix. Like what are you even talking about?

I bet his hand is dirty and sweaty with dirt under his fingernails and jelly from his breakfast stuck to his fingers. So, I’m guessing no. She won’t ever hold it.

I’m sure some shady stuff has gone on behind the scenes with Oprah, Tyler, Lee, and Monique, but I am tired of her being so vague about the whole Oprah thing. Like, she’s responsible for the dismemberment of her family? Really? That’s seems like a really dramatic statement and if it’s true tell us how. Look, I’m…

It seems like people kinda like the song, but I think it’s terrible. Like it’s so bad. It’s not even the actual beat or melody, but the lyrics are just so basic. A 12 year old could have wrote it.

News outlets: Roger Ailes is dead.

I have a three year old nephew and when he has to pee, it’s pretty urgent, so I would raise hell if I was somewhere and he peed on himself because J. Lo is too good piss next to commoners.