Mary, you don’t deserve this. Cheating is always painful, but it’s even worse when it’s with someone you know.

Patiently awaiting Dionne’s shady response

Approaching this with a fair amount of skepticism.

Me:

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Me literally anytime Tom Hardy does anything...

The fact that they can sit around and discuss how terrible Rob and Chyna’s relationship is (even though it is) really confuses me.

I just love how Caityln is like, “Hey if he didn’t hate MY community so much, I would totally be playing golf and eating lambs shanks at Mar-a-lago” and completely ignoring the fact that he’s a racist, alleged sexual assaulter, and all around asshole. Like if Trump stopped being terrible to LGBT people today, that…

A ding dong? I don’t know. What do you think Andy?

I’m going to watch the hell out of this because Kathy Bates is Kathy Bates and that’s enough to get me interested.

Watching Tammi Lanvin and Glenn Beck fight like...

It doesn’t matter how rich a woman is, if her husband is richer then she’s definitely a gold digger. How could anybody even question if Janet Jackson is a gold digger? She was very rich, not billion dollar oil money rich, but rich enough that she could live lavishly and never have to work again. Put some respeck on…

Me trying to trying to find a reason to watch this film...

I read what he said, but all I really heard was that I, a black person, should still be a slave. The civil war should have never happened? WTF. Lincoln has to be one of our most beloved presidents and he seriously said he was as bad as Hitler. Hitler tho? He’s batshit crazy.

Ms. Tina: I hope this wonderful young Christian fellow owns the home that I probably never plan to sell and will pass along to Blue Ivy when I die.

Good and meaningful?

Mel B.’s ex is trash and I hope the courts deal with him properly. He always gave me super creep vibes and her family totally said he was abusive a couple years ago and I believed them.

Candace is a nice homophobe, not a mean one. How dare you not be nice to her? She’s just a simple American girl who believes that dirty lesbians shouldn’t be allowed to violate her religious freedoms by eating blueberry, lemon scones from a bakery.

Black-ish is a super cute show that makes me giggle and gives me a chance to stare at Tracee Ellis Ross’ hair and body for 21 minutes a week. It’s one of my happy places. Please keep Chris Brown away from my happy places.