Skip the debate and go straight to the SNL skit. Seriously.

Oh, god, I just want this to be over.

Also keep an eye out for his flunky who emerges a second later, wielding a water bottle in case the situation gets a little thirsty

Gotta admit, I was kinda hoping this username wouldn’t be relevant again for a long time.

Glad this happened to your friend. Maybe he’ll learn his lesson and not completely ruin his car next time.

Welcome to the lacrosse field, rookie. Rules are simple. 74 men in mesh shorts try to capture your egg with their nets. Any questions? No? Good. Just go sign up with Montana and Breshley at the Bud Light Lime stage and they’ll give you the organic pecan oil you’ll need for your uniform.

Christ guys, are you trying to hand West Virginia and Arkansas to Trump!?

Oh YEAH? I heard that Hillary FORCED Chelsea to suck on her breasts for YEARS.

That’s an easy fix. Just don’t make any more sequels and they won’t have to live up to unrealistic sun placement expectations.

That’s an easy fix. Just remove the sun from the game.

That’s an easy fix. Just remove the sun from the game.

One would imagine if she’s out of the room, her jewellery is too.

Well, let’s hope the children are OK and everyone else is dead.

You weren’t taught wrong, but it’s helpful to understand why that particular focal length works.

This man was meant for LA. LA was meant for him.

And I’m ‘nilla as fuck.

You have to hand it to Marshawn for telling it like it is. Passing him over isn’t a sound strategy.

I appreciate what Lynch said. And agree that it’s true.

Again, I’m not personally a fan of the kneel during the anthem, but that’s his right and I’m also not outraged over it.

There is a problem, but there is also a media problem in that things get covered with certain angles and with social media and the internet, it’s…

I wonder what the seller was...smoking...