Dude, that is not smart. Go for a Sailboat. You never have to worry about running out of gas and they handle rough seas way better than a powerboat.

My entire roof is made from desks from an old middle school. I'm good.

Why does that matter if the cause is just?

I have good news for you. Excessive cell phone talker will soon be the most hated person on the plane.

When I was a teeny little kid and my family flew somewhere, my mom made my siblings and I take a bath and dress up smart and my dad wore a suit. That was back when they served you dinner and gave out headphones for free so you could listen to the radio.

Controversial experience/opinion here! But I hate sitting next to ANYBODY big, whether it's because they are over weight, or because they are tall or just because they are one of those guys who has to take up more than their share because I end up squashed. I don't think the problem on planes is that people don't like…

If he's in front of you and he comes to a stop, you go around him. By turning to the right.

I unfortunately just saw a right wing comment thread on this topic. Those loons were all "Obummer is weak. We should have vaporized the Chinese ship."

"Here, have some of this butter with a cock stamped on it! I just made it myself, and boy is my arm ever tired!"

Lemme get this straight. You read this post, about Chinese street-food vendors cooking food in oil made from untreated sewage and the rendered fat of putrefied animal carcasses, and you thought, I know, I'll make a snide comment about... carcinogens! Because clearly what everyone is concerned about in this story of…

"Get rid of the FDA!!!! We don't need food safety" ~teabagger creed.

Sigh... extroverts, always talking.

BEETLEJUICE BEETLEJUICE BEETLEJUICE!

Nothing will ever top the RuPaul Drives... with Ru giving Henry Rollins dating advice. Oh my god I loved that so much.

also, "I think anyone in his career...it's stressful". What career? reality tv show jumper? what does she DO except marry a 50 year old and dress like a stripper? Why does that warrant her fame? is THAT her career? How is that stressful?!

Ru looks SO. BORED. when that girl is talking about how she's secretly really smart. Bless him, he's too lovely to snark at her.

"I had no idea that when I married my husband, and we gave a ton of television interviews playing up our age difference, and did a ton of public photo shoots with me dressed as a stripper while he grabbed my ass, and then we went on Couples Therapy talking about our age difference some more, that people would pay so…

"Can you smell what The Rock is cookin'?"

Lol, ok I got a chuckle out of this. But it really brings up a good point.