Bets on when Mike Priefer finally comes out of the closet?

What in the actual fuck are you talking about?

Notice how she only listens to Ru when he's asking her questions. He's got a wealth of advice and stories but she just talks right on over him like the self-obsessed idiot she is.

I had to chuckle at the "WORLDWIDE MEDIA STORM!" Um no honey, that was LA. And also inside your head. Why the surprise? You paid your publicist for it.

She speaks like the sort of girl who has the potential to sound bright and articulate - if it weren't for the pills.

What an annoying person Stodden is. Ru has the patience of a saint.

Glad everyone's OK but can't stop laughing at how the guy in white gets out and keeps running, never mind who else he was riding with!

My scrote grew three sizes.

Amen. I used to blame needing a cigarette for being a dick. Then I quit and realized no, I'm just a dick.

Don't talk, just hit the ball.

Well, duh. Boobs.

Dude. You expect blood guts and gore in films/tv. You do not expect ween on your morning commute.

My boss kept getting my name wrong throughout the interview process. I told myself it was a bad sign but needed the job so bad (I'd been unemployed for 8 months) I took it anyway. A year later and I'm about ready to kill myself because I hate my boss and job so much. I should have listened to the old gut.

Maybe for films, but network TV shows, not so much.

Reasonable person! Quick, silence them! This bottled water ain't gonna sell itself!