LOL at the women of Jezebel liking babies. Don't you witches have some cat gifs to ogle?

It's the hands.

She votes Republican because her parents do, and also because sluts

A co-worker was singing the theme song to "Good Times" and I never knew one of the lines was "hangin' in a chow line...good times"...thanks Dave Chappelle!!!

I figured "better make it as obviously fake as possible." Multiple people apparently did not get the memo.

All of them? Probably all of them.

That first update is either the greatest editor's note in the history of Kitchenette or your worst idea ever because of what it will encourage amongst your more humorless readers.

Oh, hey! I cried while trying to give my husband a hand job, because I was too nauseous to do anything else. We laugh about it now, but at the time, it was the saddest thing ever.

Kate McKinnon is hands down my favorite cast member. They need to have her in more sketches!

This "brand name," Generation Jones" that classic boomers tried to settle on us never caught on. It's predicated on the idea that we feel left behind by the glorious true boomers. Like everything else boomers tried to make happen, it's a idea designed to make boomers feel more lucky and important.

We boomers were the first generation with parents who were ultra-concerned about making sure their children had a "better" childhood than they had.

"A common story among parents who have estranged adult children is how much they had focused on their children, how much they did to make sure their children had all the best advantages, made them the center of the family universe — and often how they treated them more like an equal or an adult than a child.
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My kids disowned me because I praised them too much? Is that seriously what she's claiming?

I'd love to see a hacker-centric movie where they just tear into the tropes of how it's always shown versus what it's actually like.

Their cover is just as the prophecy foretold! REPENT! REPENT!

Yet my online business http://shipyourenemiesspiders.com/ languishes.

Found it! It's actually clip from The Writer's Room about how they changed how Leslie was perceived.

Probably going to have a nervous breakdown when this show ends. I'M NOT READY

They look uncomfortable. Sleeping on her stomach must be impossible. Actually, anything not involving a table to rest those things on must be difficult.