See if you can pick up one or two shifts a week as a pantry chef. It's a good segue. I really love working in kitchens, but it's all of those things that Fluffy said, too.

As a barista, this shit makes me so mad. 90% of the people that order a macchiato want a large caramel latté with whipped cream. And I just smile and say, "Do you mean, like, a caramel macchiato from Starbucks?" and the nod enthusiastically and I make it for them and no one is a smug asshole. It's like the lowest…

I think "kids' temperature" is a pretty standard concept at coffee places. Last place I worked, it was 120* vs 140*.

Fox also has animated shows, and Bob's Burgers is amazing. I also enjoy New Girl quite a bit, although the past two seasons have been week. Why do you like Brooklyn 99? I do not understand. Make me like it. I really want to.

You win the internet.

"suggesting that she's wrong is to deny her her autonomy"

Touché. I assumed said poster would not take the time to make such a discovery and was hoping to provide some inspiration. But for realskies, this article (and the other coverage of Baartman this week) was a welcome relief from the decontextualized but

In fact, it alleges the opposite...

Monsters give birth in caves, too, tho.

I see this tactic used for gay rights and reproductive issues now, as well.

This comment is my favorite.

It looks like you can get between 200-300 for it. I'm holding out.

This comment is a thing of true beauty.

New York City?!?

Ha!

Short of killing puppies, she can do very little wrong in my eyes.

I involuntarily cringe every time I see that title.

peeing?

People with sensitive teeth brush with warm water. I do it for that reason. And in the shower, too! But that's because I hate brushing my teeth and being in the shower makes it more pleasant.

My response exactly.