onizuka-gto-hk-
Onizuka-GTO
onizuka-gto-hk-

If I hear a distress call in latin and says something like “Liberate tu ta me ex inferis”, I’m out

You can’t use magnet powers to pull it out like all the other half buried chests?

Maybe it’s only a placeholder for a future DLC?

Fixed the title for you.

Did not come here expecting a Phantom Pain reference, nearly choked on my goddamn coffee when I saw this. Brilliant.

“Why are we still here? Just to suffer?”

The Splatoon team is generally one of the more modernish teams at Nintendo. They actually had patch notes unlike most other Nintendo games, and made overhauls to maps to improve game flow and balance.

Other way around mate. Canada and Europe require red belt releases, the US does not.

“What?”

Indeed. What a clusterduck.

Well, fuck. Duck.

When I got stuck at a sportsball match:

When is the last time anyone ever read their car’s manual?

not sure, but if you’re being chauffeured i’d bet on 0%. 

Read mine cover to cover. You’d be an idiot not to.

I love reading car manuals, especially as of late, there are so many little interesting things to find in terms of not-so-obvious controls and features. Maybe I’m just weird that way.

When is the last time anyone ever read their car’s manual?

Two years ago a friend of mine was giving a long speech over beers about how Nintendo hadn’t made a new franchise worth its salt in decades. I disagreed heartily and told him to borrow my Wii U and Splatoon for a few weeks to see what he was missing. He told me that, GUARANTEED, hed be returning it in two days after

The fact that this is all being filtered through the lens of (apparently human) researchers just makes the whole thing even weirder.

I hadn’t even considered this, but the plot thickens!