Wouldn't the correct spelling in this case be K-Popo?

Yeah, why the fuck do non native english speakers use broken english?!? This is america for fucks sake!

So verb. Much grammar. good word. wow.

You sir or madam... should be a detective!

comedy gold

LOL, I just burst into laughs :D

The grammar Nazi in me is feeling very... oh god no... neeeoo, neeeeein

My favorite error message of all time (this actually happened to me):

Um. No comment.

Found the problem.

You have no chance to survive make your time.

I've... seen things you people wouldn't believe...Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those... moments... will be lost in time, like tears... in... rain. Time... to die...

Rest in peace little Roomba Batty.

November 12th, 2013 of the obsolete Human Calendar.

*wife

I love how he just throws his Xbox. Move over Xbox, PS4 comin through!

I think you mean "consummating"

I bet contemplating the marriage looks like this.