isn't this from Gintama? xD

He's gonna end up with PTSD...

"This f*ckin guy, am I right?"

What do you mean he isn't dead? Not even undead?

*cue my dad's rant about how Mandarin only became the official language by one vote; end every sentence in "aiyaaaa"*

he's used to it. that girls is his girlfriend.

That kid has the focus of a champion.

If I were that kid I probably get distracted having hot lady standing next to me.

This is how you basically drive someone like me into checking 2 weeks worth of tweets to see if it's legit. I hate you. :)

Because it is a problem that the genetic end of our species still works with the mindset of a 100 years ago.

THANKS OBAMA

Today the terrorists has won.

I'm just leaving this here...

I'd say she's more intimidating than the women in the North Korean army.

In the comments below, feel free to add any frightening troops we might have missed.