I always go with Nietzsche, cause I’m dark and shit.

I thought that was a Confucian one, like “Man who go through airport turnstile crooked going to Bangkok”

Sorry.

+1 Star of David

Fuck you for ruining my “better not get called for Golan tending” joke.

Shirtless goober? Try Gaza stripper.

Wait, you mean to tell me that an Israeli arrived unannounced and started being aggressive towards the unsuspecting people who were already there? Well I’ll be damned.

You’ll be dead before that happens, humans are to too stupid to make that drastic of a change over a generation or two

It’s what’s known as a ‘trial balloon’—they put these out there every so often to gauge how much they can get away with. “What if we made every city into enormous jails where nobody could leave?”

The slightly good news is that autonomous tech is nowhere near ready for prime-time, so even if they pass a bunch of bad legislation it will likely be repealed or postponed indefinitely. The self-driving car of the popular imagination is just that.

No motorcycles, either, probably, unless the steering, throttle, and brakes are automated.

There absolutely will be roads and municipalities where self driving vehicles are required.

Maybe it’ll happen, maybe it won’t, maybe it’ll look like a combination of the two scenarios.

That’s why I prefer Arizona over Georgia. It’s the dry hate.

Bullshit. Macklemore isn’t famous because he’s white, Macklemore is famous because his producer (Ryan Lewis) is fantastic. I don’t care who you are, if you can’t shake your ass to Thrift Shop, Ceiling Can’t Hold Us, etc. then you might as well be dead.

/checks vagina