Why is it disgusting? I would not mind if he came to my HBCU. I support his right to speak and if my campus said we would host any candidate who got 5% or more, then we would honor our word. Even if it is person we do not like or have the same views.

I feel like this and lots of other takes on the skit are missing the point. Lots of discussion about the silliness, but no talk of the actual punchline...

The Revolution, like Saturn, devours its own children.

“Oh wait - do we hate her now? I can never keep up with the bff-train -to-hatersville express around here.”

That’s no moon!

Uranus is a gas giant.

Ha ha ha ha ha.

I don’t really think Bush got a lot of credit. 9/11 really could have done a number on our economy, but it was short-lived. The housing/financial crisis was really the policies of the past coming home to roost...there were no real calls for regulation from anyone in the ‘boom times’, either.

Can I finish? Can I finish. Can I finish can I finish? CAN AH FINISH?!?

But I sometimes feel like I’m the only voter in the entire U.S.A. who thinks statistics like this are a Hell of a lot more important than things like how much you’d like to have a beer with the President, especially because you and I will never have a beer with the President.

Remember when we didn’t think anyone could be crazier than Ross Perot?

God I long for the days when that blue dress (TM) was our nation’s biggest worry.

Yes, it works great for the people who already have all their rights. Do you need this spelled out any more clearly?

This guy isn’t even libertarian. He’s a 20-years-misplaced Republican that couldn’t get on the Republican ticket.

And don’t mess with my Social Security and Medicare.

I listened to excerpts from their convention and yeah, they were pretty much anarchists. Johnson was far and away the most moderate.

Americans want freedom from an overbearing government? Well, maybe for themselves they do, but if it’s for someone else with a different political view or different values they want as much jackbootery as possible. Come on now.

“I don’t see why minorities would have issues with their policies, per se.”

don’t forget pretending we live in some context free vacuum where nobody is racist until they try to point out racism, thinking private citizens holding vast amounts capital and power over the lives of others is harmless free expression (it’s only really power and censorship if government does it) and continuing to…

I think people know exactly what libertarians are + what they’re about.