Its really hard for people with mental imbalances and below-average emotional intelligence to understand that people are not all evil and not all good. Jordan Sargent, we are all rooting for you in your continued fight against your obviously severe mental handicap.
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Yokel: “frickin bears tryin’g to get my fuckin’ ducks”
Ted Cruz combines the charisma of a mortician with the political savvy of the kid who wears a suit while running for high school class president.
In the coral
The mighty coral
The lionfish dies tonight
They should honor the original spirit of the award and all recipients should come up with an innovative way to re-take The Philippines.
#TerrenceCrutcher - shot dead for having a stalled out car.
Yes, it’s Kaepernick’s right not to stand and pay homage to the USA. Why should we care one way or the other? What I’d like to know is why everyone is so gung-ho with this “forced patriotism” all the time? Sure, it would be nice if everyone was happy with America all the time. But due to wars, taxes, authoritarian…
I just wouldn’t be able to get over being sloppy seconds to Billy Bob Thornton. Ew.
Tiffany Trump, because someone has to take the picture.
A lot of people fail to recognize that the slippery slope is a fallacy, not a reason to quit trying to make difficult choices.
It’s not really our place as commenters to make moral judgments about the relative goodness of quicksand.
It’s journalistic quicksand for a moderator at a debate to step in and try to right every wrong or correct every comment.
She seems nice.
I caught him and a friend committing arson right beyond the tracks. He turned to me and cackled, “they’ll never believe you.”
From the title, I was really hoping this was a story about a band destroying a town in Florida.
No. No. No. Gawd fucking no. U8 is ball mastery, ball mastery, ball mastery, more ball mastery. And then ya know what else ya teach? More fucking Ball Mastery.
I think it’s a way to get kids hurt at this age.
She who Schlafs last, Schlafs best.
“May we feast on the little black child, now, daddy?”
I kind of hate how shitty Gawker writers are now writing for Deadspin about crap that has nothing to do with sports.