My parents had me walking to school and the local shops alone by the time I was 7 but they still would never have dropped me off alone in a wooded area. Because my parents weren’t stupid.

Parent of a 7 y/o boy here. Still snickered at this.

Or simply, Trump doesn’t know shit...

This is accurate. And not at all because my in-laws live there.

Shit, The Bay Area!

OMG, so many stars for this! They are Jekyll and Hyde. When he’s being abusive you rack your brain trying to think of what you did wrong (and if you dare ask you get the withering “you know what you did”), and when he’s being nice you are so, so grateful.

Agreed, but there’s a difference between a one star review for “My drink took 10 minutes” and one star review for “I’m out $1000 and this contractor did a shit job I have to pay even more money to fix.” One is overkill, the other is probably not.

Let’s see:

Sure but also you just described about 96.717% of twitter accounts.

It makes sense, what Debra was going for, the problem is that if you’re talking to anyone who isn’t close to you personally, the lack of that interpersonal context renders this imagery very self-centered.

The NCAA basically let it be known they would never hand out the death penalty when they let Penn State keep playing.

Me too. It was tone deaf but well-intended.

WHAT YES I KNEW IT WAS COMING I KNEW IT

No! It's so sad when a contract expires.

“A little lost boy”?!?

I hate Baylor* and believe they should disband their men’s athletics programs. However, fuck the NCAA. They have no moral high ground and they should not come in and try to be the white knight in this shitstorm.

Does anyone see a program death penalty on the horizon? Doubtful, but it should be on the table.

Nah, 100% real. Just because you don’t often see them that big doesn’t mean they don’t get that big, offhand based on the scale of the guy in the video I’d say it’s somewhere around 12-13 feet, which is well within the range gators in that region. The record in Florida is 14 feet.

Or as Tiger calls it, Mistress #73

Typical golf course gator highlight truther.