My god, my co-workers think I am crazy...I laughed too damn hard.

“You’re going to go over there, and we’re going to talk about using a mobile phone while driving, okay?”

Probably the only time worth talking about was when I was heading to work in HS. I was doing over 100 mph on the freeway in a crap Mercury Lynx, or at least that is what the cop said. He had been following behind me for almost 5 miles. This is when they had just re-introduced the Malibu, I had no idea (at the time)…

I started reading that and was terrified you gave up a Hawk...I love those bikes.

CP, probably because I own an actual truck and used to own a Jetta. If it had a golf front end swapped on I would probably like it more, but would still need a 1.8t or VR6.

*nitrous

I was absolutely one of the car guys, but there wasn’t the kind of money at our school that everyone else is talking about.

My god yes! Why did I buy a 4k tv if all I get is that crap!

I don’t feel like I can watch more than two episodes in a sitting because Crackle just falls apart on me.

If it’s based on the Ranger, shouldn’t it be a Bronco II?

Not the weirdest I am sure, but so much of me wants this car!

Or, if this could be mildly sponsored by Jalopnik, how good would it look sticker bombed in nothing but Jalopnik stickers?

I was happy to see that others found that to be hilarious...I laughed way to loud here at work.

Best part is at 0:58 when the rescue team pulled up...HHHEEEEYYY!

Thank you!

If I can also mow my lawn with it, I maybe able to sell my wife on it...

Literally busted out laughing on that one...thank you.

You are missing the one piece every over priced suburban driver needs...a little d.

“Intriguing, but ambiguous. I don’t know about you, but I “notice” my car “pulls harder” after a fresh wash.”

The Scout posted earlier lost more weight and all he had to do was pull the fenders off...get with it Lotus!