Moose don’t have very good eyesight.

The first thing the reporter said got me going.

as this is the internet, i suspect by this time next year we’ll all be driving down Freeway McRoadFace.

He should have Czekaj’d himself before he Wzekaj’d himself.

Look at how much work the body mount is doing!

I don’t want to brag, but I am an absolute savage in the immediate vicinity of an 8 foot rim. I’ll never get into heaven after the things I’ve done.

I have the weirdest boner right now.

up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, cruise on, cruise off, start.

Graboid

David, this whole Jeep storyline is the main reason I keep checking Jalopnik. Keep being awesome.

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You know it wasn’t a Mustang because it turned away from the pedestrians.

How about an onboard missile launcher for those motherfuckers who try to merge at fourty on a seventy mph turnpike? Can we get that?

Too much booty for the scooty

The dumbest shit I modded my car with was my ex-husband.

If tossing a salad behind a truck on the side of the highway is wrong, I don’t want to be right.

I’m planning on adding a Camry dent to our 2016 Camry. Very popular mod.

200 years from now, it might look something like this:

BMW that goes the longest before needing warranty work

Having owned a BMW of a few years ago (2009), I am befuddled by the notion that anything could be less reliable.