Actually, Trump told Tillerson to eat a czar salad.

I keep writing and deleting a reply to you. I guess what I’m trying to pass on is:

Th US government isn’t coming after you with a regiment of red coats...it coming after you with drones, satellites, APCs, AC-130 gunships, Tomohawks, Blackhawks, etc, etc...anything you can legally buy is the equivalent of a peashooter that usually ends up in the wrong hands.

If you actually want to understand the second amendment, there is only one word you need to remember: militia. The modern equivalent of militias is the national guard. There is one for each branch of the U.S. military.

why it’s a bad idea to post “just for fun” projects online if you’re gonna try to go pro

💯 agree.

California to Donny Two-Scoops:

They should switch the order around; “the Bureau of FATE” sounds bad-ass.

“Discipline her?” he asks slyly.

I’ve taken to using this, myself.

The solution posited to me - a mother of four children, all planned, all with my husband, all very much wanted - in the event that I were to get pregnant again despite assiduous use of birth control, is to forego sex entirely or engage only in anal or oral.

Donald Trump: I would have totally rushed into the school and taken out that shooter with my bare hands!

Also Donald Trump:

Doubt it was accidental.

Can I chime in? Former Ventura County girl here!

Here on Jezebel, you have long inserted yourself into the politics roundup by offering a UK update. Has anyone ever asked for a UK update?

As the software improves and the power improves, so will the results. It won’t be long before hand-crafted CGI for this kind of work will be obsolete.

Needs more US extradition threats :p

*APPLAUSE*

That’s not Khan, that’s Jonha Ree San. Toooootally different character.

Serval.