I keep writing and deleting a reply to you. I guess what I’m trying to pass on is:

Th US government isn’t coming after you with a regiment of red coats...it coming after you with drones, satellites, APCs, AC-130 gunships, Tomohawks, Blackhawks, etc, etc...anything you can legally buy is the equivalent of a peashooter that usually ends up in the wrong hands.

If you actually want to understand the second amendment, there is only one word you need to remember: militia. The modern equivalent of militias is the national guard. There is one for each branch of the U.S. military.

California to Donny Two-Scoops:

They should switch the order around; “the Bureau of FATE” sounds bad-ass.

“Discipline her?” he asks slyly.

I’ve taken to using this, myself.

The solution posited to me - a mother of four children, all planned, all with my husband, all very much wanted - in the event that I were to get pregnant again despite assiduous use of birth control, is to forego sex entirely or engage only in anal or oral.

Donald Trump: I would have totally rushed into the school and taken out that shooter with my bare hands!

Also Donald Trump:

Doubt it was accidental.

Can I chime in? Former Ventura County girl here!

Here on Jezebel, you have long inserted yourself into the politics roundup by offering a UK update. Has anyone ever asked for a UK update?

Needs more US extradition threats :p

*APPLAUSE*

Serval.

Except that Travelgrrl, by her own admission, also said that she knows plenty of younger people who don’t know shit. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

Wow, never thought I’d actually be able to say this:

“There’s no fucking way Trump read a book on Andrew Jackson”

He’s even slurring his tweets now.

I don’t disagree. I made the correction not to downplay the seriousness of Trump’s actions, but because I think we overinflate the already considerable importance of the United States when we act as if we’re the ultimate arbiter of what goes on between other countries well outside of our borders. We do not have the…