The Headline says there is no reason to see the movie (review). The first sentence declares the movie mostly worthless then proceeds to review it for a couple paragraphs. Then all of a sudden it breaks into a gossip report about filmmaker’s and actor’s transgressions.

I don’t get it either. I don’t get how the quality…

Your expertise shines through and I am so grateful for your thoughtful and enlightening line edits. I thank you from the bottom of my fucks.

In case there was any hint of a doubt that Trump was in this for the influence it gives him to help his businesses:

There would be a certain poetic justice if Trump’s demise was facilitated by the little Willie precedent.

The first thing the DNC needs to do is get rid of their arrogance.

Not too busy, but just didn’t want to:

Yes!!! Totally. Glad we’re in agreement.

I literally want to apologize to you right now. Even if we the good people win, it’s too close.

Ikr? I’m pissed that it got canceled after only 2 seasons and left us hanging with THAT ending!

From what I understand, she could be part of the group at any time. He has regularly offered her a position on his staff ever since she was a little girl...

“sweaty, besuited nerds”

“These are clearly liberal spirits, conjured by a mainstream medium”

Technically you can, though - they did it on Myrhbusters.

I guess Trump’s tiny hands can only grasp at the really wispy straws.

“*most people here in Simi call it the Northridge quake.”

Oddly, I would be in favor of moving to the metric system, just like the rest of the planet has.

What else is there to say?

You leave Steve Rogers out of this!

How has this not happened already?!?

Hillary winning is going to make the last eight years look like a pleasant walk in the park. Two reasons - One, I’ve heard plenty of rationalization that Obama only won because “American decided it would be cool to elect a black guy” or some equally hilarious and vapid rationalization, so even though they don’t like…