I can't even BEGIN to figure out where to start picking this idiocy apart.

Edit *nevermind*

Actual convo I had on the phone today:

A couple points with emphasizing in here:

Sure you can! Just tape a picture of Kav to a mirror and hand it over!

Are you sure it's not the alphabet song?

... every time I think I’ve seen just how stupid he gets...

Why are they de-aging Clark Gregg? He hasn’t agreed a day since Clear and Present Danger was in theatres.

This just makes me want Senator Majority Leader Nick Fury.

I’ve honestly been trying to figure out the context of this tweet for an hour.

Just because you’re being a dick...

I usually get caught out pretending to be a spy for places that don’t exist.

As someone who has been a scholar of several martial arts and is also a cinematographer and editor, you’re full of shit.

I hear Novichok is popular in the UK this time of year...

Considering how obviously he worships Putin, I’d wager yes. Yes he WOULD have preferred the soviets take all of Europe. That’s the entire EU he’d no longer have hurting his poor feefees over his stupidity and ineptitude.

I started at 7 am PAT. So... can’t be a worse time than that. 

Feige has been dropping hints that magic in Dr Strange would be somewhat tied to the quantum realms since before Ant-Man 1 hit. Strange pulls his power from alternate realities (likely thru the mental manipulation of quantum states and quantum entanglement. (Real quantum entanglement, not the AMW definition.)

Ffreelancing ftw.. 

Well that’s not entirely fair. She may not have known about his impending presence. It could be that she read one of his tweets and just emphatically screamed those words into the air. I do it a few times a week, minimum.

Didn’t I already cover the “solution” to all these marketing “problems” in THIS articles comments?: