Nope. He’s Michael Scott. Soup can guy (forget his name) is Kevin.

HEY EVERYBODY! WELCOME TO WHO’S JOB IS IT ANYWAY?! THE SHOW WHERE EVERYONE’S FAILED UP AND THE FACTS DON’T MATTER!

Lol. Fun fact: when I to see TLJ my theatre was packed. After Hux’s first line I yelled “shut the fuck up hux, nobody likes you!”

No mention of this insanity today?

I’ve considered it, but been focusing on my writing. I plan to eventually combine the two. I’ve got a web series I’ve been putting together while I get back into learning animation again. Got a few voice actors lined up who love the idea enough to at least help me get off the ground for free.

This is true. Tried a few eps. Not my thing. Apologies for the missed reference. :)

Yeah, in general a portfolio does a good job. Unfortunately back when I wanted to do 3d work professionally the portfolio didn’t matter. I usually use Blender (strike one back in 2008, hell it’s still a strike today for no good reason). I had no official experience (strike two, nevermind that I was literally…

No... not really. An ocular pat down would be more along the lines of “needs at least 2 more levels of subsurf and the feathers should’ve been handled using static particles. He probably could’ve done better on the motion if he’d set up a cheap Kinect mocap studio. The gravity looks like it’s set to an even 10m/s/s^2…

*Insert “Volcano” joke here...*

Lol... They already are.

Not much of a scan required. It’s pretty obvious, even to a hobbiest like me.

I think even the rig itself is fine. But it could def use some better weights and more attention to how the bones are twisting. And a higher poly count wouldn’t be remiss... It’d fix some of the rough bits like the butt. I get going for low-poly, but if you’re gonna do that, why the extra feathers?

If I had to guess,…

Hire prostitutes? Hell with that. Turn it into an attraction. Charge people for the privylege. I’d chuck a fiver for the chance.

Also: bring it bitch.

So... what amendment are we violating exactly? Go check the constitution trumptards. I’ll wait. I just finished rereading it. Only took an hr or so. So you should be able to get back to me on that around... next Sunday?

Hmmm... I wonder... could we make the “winter white house” moniker official, then once Trump is, out of office yank the golf course away from him? “Sorry, you mad this official government property. It belongs to the next president now.

Fuck you for that mental image. Havre a star while I go get my brain bleached again...

Didn’t occur to me until this far down in the comments, but this take is almost certainly 100% correct.

Sometimes I think it’s kind of a.... training/vetting thing? (Maybe?)

Yes, Cohen. Because it’s not like banks (or any financial institutions) keep a record of flagged transactions for future reference. Totally fake news with nothing to back it up.