“don’t make me beat your ass!”

I heard he doesn’t want to go in for the interview because he doesn’t want Mueller to make fun of his tiny hands. Some people told me. The best people.

Every time you think you seen the absolute dumbest thing on this planet, to the point you are 100% convinced nothing could POSSIBLY be dumber...
Just wait five min. The GOP will show up with “Oh, THAT’S the dumbest thing you’ve ever seen? Here. Hold my beer. And my other beer. And my crackpipe. And don’t let anyone…

I’m wondering who he’s gonna fire out of misplaced anger.

Even Mike Godwin relates this admin to Nazis. He’s flat out said his law is a warning against hyperbolic comparison. In this case, it doesn’t apply. Godwin away.

My work here is done. ;)

Wait, so it’s this a double negative scenario? Like, if CNN is fake news and the FBI is fake news, and CNN reports on something the FBI says, does that mean it’s ‘fake fake news’ and therefore not fake?

Uh... I may be wrong, but I have it on good authority that “Black Unemployment Rates” were damn near 0% up to around the mid-1800's...

Came here for the intenshunal spelling errors. Was not dispointed.

Whey to miss the joke. Expecially after she made the same one severul moar thymes in the artickle itself.

Congrats. For 25 years I have unironically/ashamedly loved candy corn in a world desperate to convince me it was the most terrible candy ever created. I’ve had literal screaming matches with close friends that started with “why the fuck do you eat that?”

For 25 years I’ve stood my ground and enjoyed that little cone of…

Absolutely no one - NO ONE - is seriously asking if the RNC will return Wynn’s donations. We all know the answer already.

Nobody. Proper spelling, basic understanding of sentence structure, less than 12 punctuation marks in a single tweet... that wasn’t Dipshitheria Thump. 

AND THE “SUDDEN” BURST OF MASS SHOOTINGS IS THEIR TRAINING PROGRAM!

LOL! Seen that one. Actually met Danny (the guy who made it) a couple times. Good doc.

I live in LA (or near enough), so it’s not city size. Could be that the other older people you know are also industry professionals, which skews the sample. Dunno. All I can say is personally I’ve had to explain to people over 60 what a “mouse” is far too many times this year. And it’s still January.

So... people in general are stupid?

You are a rare treasure and I hope the people in your life thank you every day for it.

Ugh. I HATE age + technology.

Clearly that is a giraffe.