Men get so hysterical, gah.

Sorry. It just freaking kills me that there are, you know, VOTERS who believe this shit. It’s like the idiots who believe that climate scientists are all involved in some mass conspiracy to positively review each others’ papers and keep those sweet government research funding dollars rolling in.

AHAHAHAHAHAHA*sob*...

“I’m science 101, big time guy, tech advance it, you know it, I’m all in.”

No, unless Mars has oxycontin.

I’ve seen a video of an illegal extraterrestrial alien autopsy. It’s legs were kicking, it was breathing, and someone said “keep it alive we need to harvest it’s brain.”

Here’s why not both: Because I can help introduce you to better, more successful women (whose daddy was NOT USA Attorney General) who are not just making the Pacific Northwest better with business, but who give time and sweat to women’s rights.

THIS IS EXACTLY WHY HP TANKED.

Can we please stop using the word ‘misspoke’?! I mean, bitch clearly knew exactly what she was saying and why. If she came out now saying she misspoke, I would just want to punch her even harder than I already do. She LIED.

She’s lying in order to dismantle the rights of women. The only thing I’d do with a bottle of wine around her is pour it on her head.

I don’t buy for a second Fiorina gives a fuck either way about abortion, so she’s worse because she knows she’s shoveling bullshit.

These are similar to the tips I have for myself for when I want to take a picture with Justin Bieber:

He’s very clearly a narcissist, in the clinical sense.

“Everybody’s taking our jobs!”

We can ship them out on planes, great planes, huge planes, I have lots of planes and I know what to get. The plane guys, they respect me. I can work with them. Right now, we don’t have that.

Fellow Canadian verifying this. My relative in the U.S. thinks that Trump and the other joker Conservatives running for President (Carson, that woman who keeps lying about Planned Parenthood, are there others?) are doing it to get jobs as pundits for Fox News after the election is over, not to win political office.

“We’ll do the holding pens in a nice gold plating, it will look great. I know a guy, he can do it fast and for no money. Very little money for the gold.”

CANADIAN HERE! Donald Trump talks a lot about the international community (he calls them “they”) not respecting President Obama. As part of the international community, I can tell you that Trump is THE BIGGEST JOKE when it comes to American politics. We’re all over here just shaking our heads.

I did. They’re made in China, not Mexico. SO THERE.

Trump knows about Mexico “getting our jobs”. All you need to do is check where the clothes from his clothing line are made.