No, I think you’re just, you know, in touch with reality. There is no other time period that would be better to live in, for women at least. It’s like that Louis CK joke - white men can go to ANY time period and be like “Woo fun!” but it will suck tremendously for literally everyone else.

“Yeah these pics are cool and everything but I’d really appreciate it if you could call me a lawyer. I don’t even know what I’m accused of.”

He’s the long lost Hapsburg heir.

God, this makes me sad for a whole number of reasons. Mostly the insistence of somehow equating scientific, accurate terms with sex or or sexiness sexuality.

She hasn’t triumphed at all. She’s just too stupid to know it. Marriage licenses for gay couples are still being signed in her county. Nothing has changed except now her subordinates have to shoulder the responsibilities she’s too incompetent to handle herself. All she has left is a job where she’ll be scorned for her…

There is only one acceptable non-Rocky use for this song...

Also, is no one else concerned that this rally looked like something out of Deliverance?

It’s the eye of the martyr
It’s the thrill of the Right
Rising up to the challenge of our (Supreme Court) trial
And the last known dissenter
Thinks Jesus supports her plight
And she’s watching us all with the eyeeeeeeeeeee ... of the martyr

Personally I’m hoping the mothership comes to reclaim him but whatever works.

Someone please explain this to me:

You’re mostly right, but you came in after his speech started. He’s actually screaming MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

for like ten whole minutes in front of an audience.

That’s what I hear whenever he talks. Then I realize I’m the one screaming.

The fact that Donald Trump turned out like Donald Trump is, surely, a damning indictment of military school.

“I was on top of the Nakatomi Building with John McClane in the true sense.”

He really is the candidate the Republican party deserves. He is so unapologetically lazy. The Bible is his favorite book but doesn’t know any verses. Is going to whip America back into shape economically but has no actual plan to accomplish this. Is going to make all our enemies kneel before the mighty United States…

Tell that to veterans who lost limbs and to the families who lost loved ones in war zones. Trumps is such a fucking asshole.

“always felt that I was in the military”

Mr. Trump relished his five years at the military academy and bemoaned the dwindling enrollment at such schools.

I own the vintage VHS tape of “Private Benjamin”. I would like my Medal of Honor now, please.

As one of “those people,” fuck you, Donald, you patronizing piece of shit