I loved that part. “My favorite book is the Bible but please don’t ask my favorite verse because I’ve never read it. My second favorite book is one I wrote myself.”

Aka: “I wish we could go back to the time when we could be openly racist and oppressive and not be called out on our bigotry. A time when being white was truly right.”

your argument is invalid

Newtown was the moment that I realised that we had entirely lost this war. If that couldn’t change peoples’ minds, absolutely nothing could. Nothing.

I’m with you. I was raised in a home with guns and know how to properly use them. I don’t think a complete ban will happen anytime soon and attempting one would likely start an all out war. We need some form of regulation and we should be looking at other countries models to try to make a decision of what route to go.…

If someone gunning down 20 little kids didn’t change the gun laws nothing will. Sad but true.

I still don’t understand how someone who has been married four times can say with a straight face that it undermines her religious beliefs to allow gay people to marry.

If by “covering” you mean “looking at it through a bottle of wine as I lie beneath the coffee table” sure

I lost my uterus (I like to say “misplaced” b/c it gets good looks from people) a while back, and it’s a sucky thing to go through. Since I’m sure Kim K is scouring the Jez comments for advice, wink, here are some good things to focus on:
1. You’ll never have to buy tampons again, and you can re-purpose your existing…

unclear if she knows there are other countries besides america

I'm a 30 year old dude and I don't think I have a quarter of his girls bravery. She is an inspiration. I'm going to take my mom to see this, since she's a big fan of Malala.

One of my cousins had a daughter with a cockney bastard.

Upside: A cute as a button 4 yr old daughter who greets everyone she meets with “Oiright Darlin?”. Every time man

I swear if I ever change my mind and decide to procreate, I will move to England and bed an Englishman and raise the child there just so I can hear him or her call me “Mum” and say other things in cute baby english accents.

“I hope you’re not joking” “Is it really in there?” “Why did you make it?”. I appreciate this kid’s healthy cynicism and wish to subscribe to his newsletter.

oh thank fuck it’s the end of the day cause I’m gonna go cry and drink a lot of wine now this is too fucking cute

I mean, if I was forced to give birth to the son of God without even the joy of bone zoning anyone to get me there, I would probably start dropping by random statues of myself to try and get it in.

For Hillary Clinton to equate her political opponents to terrorists is a new low for her flailing campaign,” said Allison Moore, press secretary for the Republican National Committee. “She should apologize immediately for her inflammatory rhetoric.”

Hearing about the way her parents raised their children makes me very sad.