Thank you Mark. A longer work titled “A Fair & Balanced Fuckfest: Where The News Cums Hard”. It is about Fox News getting poisoned with a sex drug that makes them act like deviants. I hope for it be out next month. It was quite fun to write.

Nah, fuck this. They had a chance to cancel this when it actually meant something, and they didn’t. The “special” is their way of testing the waters for a Jill/Jessa spinoff and of financially capitalizing on the continued interest in the Duggars and what happens to them. I can’t decide what’s worse—pretending like…

“It is about defending the fundamental freedom of a parent to make an informed decision.”

That will get a “fuck NO” vote from me. Keep your disease vectors home or gtfo.

Seriously, good for her. It is super super hard to get out of a cult and to not only do that but then talk about it publicly is a giant fuck you. Nicely done Leah.

Walker the idiot Ranger

Trump Ass Plug

Well how the hell else are they supposed to pay for shit when we’re taking all their government funding away?

I’m pretty confident that if Bob Dylan saw Kim Kardashian’s Rolling Stone cover he’d somehow manage to find a way to continue his 50 year long streak of not giving a fuck about anyone or anything.

Better yet, Truck-Hump.

Never stop, never stop this motherfuckin fight, because these people sure as hell won’t.

Good. Now maybe they can actually help the poor instead of wasting time with bullshit lawsuits.

Switch that around and it becomes Hump-Truck. And that’s funny because i’m 12 mentally.

there is nothing i love more than the fact that the RNC has completely lost control of this rapidly sinking ship

illegal immigration leads to a “bad element” coming into the country

I always love the invocation of Schrodinger’s Immigrant: “them illegals stealing our jobs while they sit around on welfare popping out anchor babies.”

“Calling them a racist is sort of a way to end a legitimate and thoughtful discussion and that’s unfortunate.”