My husband is captivated by, of all things, her eyebrows in those commercials.

What is this, a goiter?

We just knew if we signed that law, if we provided the information, that more people if they saw that unborn child would make a decision to protect and keep the life of that unborn child.

Definitely not taking any of your shit today.

I love you, you know.

Ah, the simpler times, when days were filled with thoughts of spoons.

“It means you’re old and are going to die soon. Next customer please.”

You guys are the best, seriously. Keep it up!

Ok. Bye.

Yes, it is a horrible way to live. Too bad so many women in this world have no choice in the matter. But hey, I’m probably wrong about that if your track record on this forum is anything to go by.

I once worked in a small diner that served breakfast, lunch and early dinner. As such, if customers wanted booze they generally ordered beer, wine or occasionally a well drink (rum & coke, etc). One day a couple comes in for lunch and the woman requests a martini. I was 19 years old and had never made a martini in my…

I lived next door to a guy who would leave his stereo playing the same CD on repeat while he went out to the club. I called the super so many times to go in and shut it off that he finally showed me where the breaker box was for our floor and what switch to flip. I’d just flick it off and back on and that would…

And uh, that’s a lovely shade of lipstick he’s wearing...

Someone here (wish I could remember who) called them “forced birthers” which is brilliant and I’ve been using it ever since.

He’s wrong though. These are ordinary times, when ordinary people would like to have the same ordinary rights as anyone else.

Those eyebrows are Divine.

THAT'S NOT HOW YOU SMILE.

Well, at least we learned a little something new today. Interesting!

Ok, did a little research on this as it makes no sense to me. Turns out there is an ingredient in Latisse that is also used in glaucoma medication (eyedrops). Very rarely, this medication can cause slight darkening of the iris in light-coloured eyes. If used as prescribed along the lash line, Latisse will not cause…

AFAIK it's physically impossible to change anyone's eye colour. Your doctor is misinformed.