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And I thought this was bad.

I’m ‘crying’ with him! This is so great.

Rude.

I don’t want to sound like a chauvinist, but when I come home at night and dinner’s not ready I go through the roof.”

Stay calm, people. We’re going to rearrange the party system. We can get rid of the two-party hand we’ve been stuck with for so long. Trump’s nuts will split off into their own party. It’ll be fine.

Sleeveless shirts?

Whoa. Excellent writing.

Fuck NBC. I’m through with them. Except SVU, of course.

What the fuck. I’ve seen people bitch about this before but it hasn’t happened to me until today. You’ve got an ad - Academy - that is blaring some stupid shit/song I can’t turn off. How am supposed to listen to the video while that ad is playing?

Well, we don’t have a lot left.

I can’t get enough of this.

Thank you for this.

Ashley, I don’t see you near enough on Deadspin. We need you everyday, please.

On a plane with six kids? You can count on it.

She’s fine.

Yep.

I don’t get it.

When I first glanced at Kellyanne Conway the other day I thought she was Kayleigh McEnany.

LEAVE YADI ALONE WITH YOUR BAD PIC.