Years in the greys. Years.

Why you reading Deadspin, Douche? Move along.

According to Daily Mail K-Cav is 41. Looks good for her age. 

One word: Dramamine.

Damon is dead to me.

I’ll take it!

That couldn’t be more fucked up. Also, I dated a guy who would have done this, and he’s a huge fan of Louis CK.

They were just there a few episodes ago. They are often speaking of their ‘good friend Joe.’

THANK YOU.

Congrats!

Are you married to my ex?

Not having my team in the series makes me enjoy this ride so much more. I am watching solely for the enjoyment of great baseball, and great baseball it is.

My ex’s new wife, Mary Homemaker, removes the pie, washes the pie plate and returns it while you’re still there. I like it.

It’s a Julie Blackmon photo.

I love it!

Weird. I see nothing but white people.

Is this why people watch football?

No!!!

Can I cry now?

Jerk.