What? I need to know about these tests. Or maybe not.

I once asked a customer if he wanted ketchup.

Truth.

I felt intense awkwardness watching the whole show. I lost 15 points off my IQ and some pride as well.

Thank you. I was thinking Alexis was being confused with Rosanna.

Or any part of journalism.

Oh, way too many to cite. But I like the one when my mom took all my paraphernalia - bongs, pipes, etc. - and hid them under the passenger seat of her car. (I believe she intended to throw them away elsewhere since I always retrieved them from our own dumpster.) Off an a road trip she stops to get her usual 6-pack to…

Well that made my day.

I love this.

$100 a week?? Is that a typo? Not even close to worth it.

Are you in journalism? If so, my ex was a cops/courts reporter and he was picked for a jury. He was the foreman.

Rude.

No.

Ha! He was man’splanin his poor misunderstood self today on Gawker - complete with the “LOL!”

Similar story: my very young friend is ordered to hand over his wallet to a gunman and says ‘no.’ Yeah, shots fired.

That’s the saddest thing I’ve read all day.

Chill, Billy.

So gross.

Sometimes I dress up; sometimes I don’t and wear ‘nice’ jeans. If you’re not my boss, shut up.

I know this is off topic ... he is so fucking cute.