This is hilarious.

I know this is not SNS but since I’m in Europe I always miss those and I got really great news today that I want to share! I work in academia and recently I’ve really been wanting to get into research journalism, but it’s not so easy to break into the good publications (‘duh’ - Every Writer Ever). Well, last week I…

I’m just going to vent here. If you’re offended, idgaf.

My brain knows that...however I am going to listen to my heart and donate $50 to his campaign. Don’t worry I have donated to other campaigns deemed more winnable and to the general DSCC and DCCC too.

As much as I wanted to drink in how out of his mind he sounded, I am genuinely having a hard time laughing. That sounded like dementia. He conflated two separate investigations and kept mixing up names. It was really concerning.

Your screen name is the best, Dmitry is the best, and one way monkey has permanently replaced one trick pony in my lexicon.

So great! 😂

That was hilarious 😂

I know. How fucking dare the most qualified candidate run. And how fucking dare her colleagues think that now isn’t the best time to run. And how dare women get excited that this is first chance that they could actually have a president that is a woman after centuries of men, especially when countries that we see as…

But...that’s not really why a lot of people voted for her? I think it’s so sexist that people keep pushing this. I voted for her because she had such a long and successful career and had a lot of the same values I did. Abortion access and gun control are two of my biggest issues for example and she has a strong…

Without the Comey letter this book would be all about how brilliant her campaign was, guaranteed. It would even have the same title. 

You’re not too far off.

according to the lawsuit, filed on behalf of Lewis and Clark...

Who the fuck ARE these people?!

My response to that is that having children IS selfish. Parenting is not. Parenting is selfless- a real sacrifice, and I’m amazed at the people who manage to do it well. But having kids is selfish. There is no non-selfish reason to do it. The world is shit, the kid did not ask to be born into it, and there are…

How much do you love this show? It’s so damn good!

I can’t look at their faces directly. Like I have to force myself to look at them from the corner of my eye. It’s almost like there’s something off-center about their faces? Like something’s slightly askew and when you stare at them directly you feel slightly off center?