Bradley/Jones pairing does not work. It never works. It is dumb to think it will do anything but lead to massive gaps in the center of the field and dumb giveaways. Bradley needs 2 midfielders ahead of him that are capable of dealing with traffic and passing to our players. Jones needs to retire from international…

Really seems like he should have kicked it harder...

I turn 18 later this year, and I haven’t felt as inferior and unaccomplished as I did watching that game since I turned 12 and realized I was a muggle.

You may see them all!

Counterpoint: Anyone with a brain leaves Boston eventually.

It’s a game, not a war of aggression.

Lolz

It’s hard to imagine three out of Chelsea, Manchester City, Manchester United, Liverpool, Arsenal, and Tottenham all happening to have coinciding off years

At the rate Rooney has been gradually dropped back from striker to attacking and to central midfield, he’s going to end his career as a goalkeeper for the San Jose Earthquakes.

“Zonal Ball-watching”

Atletico may if Greizeman leaves

I don’t understand why Everton fans should be the least bit excited at this prospect.

I’m still not finding any real compelling reasons why this makes sense for anyone involved and why this isn’t just a bunch of filler. (seriously Rooney on the ‘18 England team would be hilarious)

Nothing witty to say. :(

I’m actually ashamed to have loved reading Simmons’s stuff so many years ago. It’s just terrible. He’s not a particularly good writer, and he’s not that smart. In my early twenties, I was just such a mark for any/all pop culture references. Maybe that part hasn’t changed tooo much, but just enough to never want to…

Holy shit. I can’t wait to see Simmons ROAST Jonah on his hit TV show.

During the second leg he’ll be chillin on the sidelines with his skateboard doing huge ollies of hot bitches titties. Then even though he isn’t playing he’ll drill a fart so nasty that Monacos team just dies instantly.

I think it’s ridiculous you have Pulisic getting a hat trick in each leg. Please be more realistic about this kid.

I love some Danny Rose, but is he better than Alaba or Marcelo? He might be, but...I feel like he’s not.

This result just confirms the suspicion that Craig Shakespeare is the greatest living manager in England.