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Write better headlines fuckface

To be fair, Rashford butchered at least 4 or 5 chances in the second half by doing exactly what you credited him for not doing on this goal: panicking. He rushed several shots/opportunities instead of settling down and picking a spot.

Who here doesn’t remember where iconic cinderellas like Florida Gulf Coast and George Mason qualified for the Sweet 16?

Five good guesses?

we all know where this is headed...he meets with the pope, he repents in the eyes of the lord and gets another crack on TV or as the president of baylor university. no real consequences for a wealthy white guy with great connections

Doug Evans, the company’s founder, would compare himself with Steve Jobs in his pursuit of juicing perfection. He declared that his juice press wields four tons of force—“enough to lift two Teslas,” he said.

This is my favourite excerpt.

Wow, this guy just can’t stop killing people. 

In all seriousness and with empathy, please get some therapy.

I was in Portland Oregon in the early ‘90s and briefly dated a hippie chick who had a golden lab. So one day we got super baked (duh), went to the park with the dog, and then walked back to her car, which was parked on the top floor of a parking garage.

(checks playoff stats) Nope, no passes yet.

Only Messi really knows how taxing those ten years were, however.

C’mon. Give them some credit. Arsenal might finish fifth.

As part of the plea deal with North Carolina officials, Watson agreed never to mention any money he gave to basketball players too.

Kids from desert planets with mysterious parentage showing inexplicable competence is some bullshit, imo

It’s funny because old people in the United States like to go south for the winter, where it’s warmer.

My job is my job. My catharsis is cross-stitching and no one can take that from me.