Contemporary sociologists trace the origin of the phrase “alternate facts” back to the 2015, the year that the Super Bowl champion Carolina Panthers became the first team in NFL history to go undefeated.

Actually, they’re 10-0 over the last 8 games.

Tomorrow Trump will retaliate by signing an executive order defunding NASA.

Gotta be Luis Sojo. Both are from Venezuela and Sojo is a five-time World Series champ, making it more likely he’d part with a ring.

Looks like the Yankees weren’t the only ones who bought their rings.

So we should start e-mailing them right?

Yeah, it’s a special car. Trust me, I know cars. It’s the best car. Really yuge car.

Who loses a shoe? Honestly!

“...should of...”

Who loses a shoe? Honestly!

HOT TAKE ALERT:

Sandlot James Earl Jones > Star Wars James Earl Jones

So if NOAA tweets a picture of polar sea ice from winter 1986 compared to polar sea ice from winter 2016, NOAA should be prohibited from using Twitter. Comparing conditions from two similar events is a partisan opinion. How about when the monthly labor report comes out and, say, the Labor Department tweets the…

The liberal bias of facts strikes again.

I think these were partisan facts.

Yeah, that’s right! One account misbehaves, so shut them all down! You can console yourself that adults will shutdown crisis communications channels designed for the safety of the public rather than risk an embarrassing tweet. Ocelot Snowflake is now in a safe zone.

Comparing crowds on property that is managed by the NPS is NOT a “shitpost”. Trumplethinskin strikes again.

also depends on what you consider shitposting...in this example, it would appear to include “factual information.”

Show us the damage to the National Park Service.

So you believe in censorship?

depends on who you consider a “reasonable person”. Is it, by any chance, only people who agree with you?