Contemporary sociologists trace the origin of the phrase “alternate facts” back to the 2015, the year that the Super Bowl champion Carolina Panthers became the first team in NFL history to go undefeated.
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Actually, they’re 10-0 over the last 8 games.
Tomorrow Trump will retaliate by signing an executive order defunding NASA.
Gotta be Luis Sojo. Both are from Venezuela and Sojo is a five-time World Series champ, making it more likely he’d part with a ring.
Looks like the Yankees weren’t the only ones who bought their rings.
Yeah, it’s a special car. Trust me, I know cars. It’s the best car. Really yuge car.
Who loses a shoe? Honestly!
“...should of...”
Who loses a shoe? Honestly!
More like “Trystcuits”
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Sandlot James Earl Jones > Star Wars James Earl Jones
he and his wife were also extremely pro-choice and still threaten to sue anti-choice groups that use “a person’s a person no matter how small” to encourage anti abortion policies.
Having Wheat Thins at No. 1 is the whitest opinion this site has published since you guys said Pittsburgh, Boston, Portland, and Providence were all better cities than Atlanta.
If I’m shopping with my girlfriend, I find the best thing to do is to try to help her out. See, if I let her shop by herself, she’ll take an hour to find a pair of shoes and then not even get them. If I try to help, she’ll get so fed up with with me picking out terrible shoes for her that she’ll just give up and say…
Don’t forget, Dr. Seuss was a vocal opponent of ‘America First’ the first time it raised its dumb head.
Oyster crackers over saltines is a bad take. Who ranks crackers by their ability to be a mediocre noodle in a soup that doesn’t need it?
Jeff Sessions is the worst of the crackers.
The Party of Personal Responsibility, y’all.
It seems hypocritical to keep referring to it as an egg and not a chicken.
“Every lawyer in the entire universe says that the only trust that is viable is the one the President can’t show the documentation on. I don’t see how saying the Jazz trust is a responsible trust is anything but a sad attempt at fake news by the bitter leftwing that controls Utah.” - Sean Spicer
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