Dear Tom,

Both instances you posted about were anomalies in their time.

His punishment will be to zip up his jacket successfully 10 times in a row.

I’m not going to talk about how James Harrison was a destroyer of worlds for the Steelers, went to the Bengals and could barely even see the field, then goes back to Pittsburgh and is immediately a killer again. I guess it could be the scheme. But I’m gonna say it’s definitely steroids.

Only a Pats fan would be surprised that they’re not getting any credit for a thing they didn’t do.

If Sylvia is as hot as Maria, Oscar needs to pull his head out and work on hooking that FFM up.

Two great Yelp reviews I saw recently:

Park Tavern appears to be in midtown Atlanta, meaning it’s at least an hour drive from the Falcons’ fanbase of people who would never dream of living where they have to see actual minorities and will go back to caring way more about UGA football the next time the Falcons aren’t a playoff team.

The lesson here being, fuck Yelp and their bullshit, blackmail based, business model.

Run for president.

The economy isn’t going to falter. There will be a ton of money made by companies.

We’re so fucked.

Nah, it’s all anger for RW, and it’s getting old.

Worst dog still better than best cat.

That dog needs a service dog.

Your written English is pretty good for a Frenchman.

You get used to the smell, others don’t.

^^^^^^^^ The Smelly guy in your office.

Wake up, Lebron. Wake up. 😢

Could you please make a Harambe joke next? That would be super funny!