Wait, that’s Nora?! I live in Columbus and remember hearing about when she was born! Her mother was definitely wrong, she’s a good bear.

Fun fact about this Bear: Her name is Nora, her mother rejected her when she was born at the Columbus Zoo (now lives at the Oregon Zoo) so the zoo had to step in and hand-rear her as a baby polar cub. This had only been done a handful of times, with very little success, so it’s a small miracle she’s alive and healthy…

Nope. Canadian.

Nope. Canadian.

Well at least we now have clear proof that he’s never been to Prague.

Billy is a tricky beast.

I always mistake your avatar to be a shaggy-haired white dog with a black nose.

You know, I’ve looked and I’ve looked and I just can’t see anywhere in my comment where I said a single fucking thing about Hillary Clinton.

As the residents of Trumpistan are so fond of saying, she lost. Get over it. Focus on the short-fingered piss golem we’ve got to deal with now.

I don’t think any reasonable person doubts that those things would be far less likely under Clinton.

My expectations and hopes are unbelievably low. I’ll actually consider the next four years a success if there are no nuclear weapons deployed and no significant land wars. I’m assuming that the economy, the social safety net, and basic human decency are already doomed.

GOD!!!*

The death of American liberalism, in a classical norms-and-institutions sense- the lack of anyone who is both willing and able to advocate clearly and intelligently for classical liberal republican ideals - has to be one of the most remarkable and unremarked trends in American politics. These are and have been…

Let’s face it, 240 years was a pretty good, if not unprecedented, run for any republic. Now you’re all set for a despotic banana republic. Good luck with it.

So when he “Sensually prepares” his meat, he gets fame and fortune.

For more, check out his profile on Tender.

I like to put cum in my Beefaroni. It really enhances the flavor.

“I won’t be seeing you much anymore, Mr. Goodell, but you’re always invited to come by and mow my lawn.”

-SSSr

Why does Tom Brady need fancy sleepwear?

Isn’t this bed enough?

Use one of your pubes like a real man.