At some point we should, without caterwauling or fruitlessly micro-managing, just let Duke be Duke, i.e. lose as an over-hyped #2 seed to #15 Syrup Country League Champion Western Vermont State in the 1st round of the NCAA Tournament.

I assume the back surgery is an exploratory procedure in which they’ll be looking for something resembling a spine.  

“You don’t need to teach out in the public all the time.”

Oh, hey, look at that. The first time anybody has ever hated on Steph Curry.

The Stanwick family, considered “one of the first families of lacrosse,”

I thought the whole point of Brexit is that you could say this stuff now

“I’d probably settle for my hospital tab—a few hundred bucks?”

By the way, I think we’ve all had that moment where you go to take a shit in a stall somewhere in parts unknown, and there’s no hook for your jacket. In fact, there’s no place at all for your jacket: no shelf, no sink, not even a doorknob to use. Where the fuck do you put your jacket then?

The sheer sexual thrill of breaking open a long peanut shell and seeing 3 full grown peanuts inside is reason enough for shelled peanuts being better than unshelled.

Tearing out Penn State’s still-beating heart on national television is a Good Thing.

Mysteriously—even despite Darnold’s stat line—Penn State coaches refused to say whether they thought the young quarterback looked good.

This game went a long way in the healing process...

Chip Kelly wasn’t fired though. According to Jed York, the Santa Clara 49ers are a design-centric organization undergoing a paradigm shift, one that requires a pivot away from old influencers in order to regain traction in an emerging market!

Soooo... is Joe Flacco’s backup elite?

I thought people that get paid the most are the ones that bring in the most money?

Don’t forget about smile.amazon.com, where a (small) percentage of your purchase can go directly to the charity of your choice. Because there’s nothing better than purchasing a Christmas gift for an ultra-conservative family member and having Amazon donate a portion of the sale to Planned Parenthood, for instance...

“Transport the basketball”? Someone’s been reading The Book of Basketball Rings by Ted Cruz.

I feel like this headline is attempting to discourage behind the back passes and I don’t like its tone.

Swansea is terrible and there is nothing Bradley could have done to correct it. He should never have taken the job. This is one of the top (or is it bottom) 3 worst sides in Premier League history, after Derby in 08 and any number of Sunderland teams of the years.

Sam Allardyce will now simultaneously manage both Swansea and Crystal Palace, as there are no other candidates to recycle.