The Life and Times of the Yale Man

2016: Public Indecency (Probation)
2020: Cocaine Possession (Probation)
2022: Cocaine Possession (Rehab and time serve)
2030: Assault (Stripper drops charges)
2040: Securities Fraud (Civil Settlement)
2048: Money Laundering (Civill Settlement)
2052: Secretary of Treasury

Man, people sure have a strange way of expressing their economic insecurity.

Point: he was nice to me one time on the phone

Always a classic

On the plus side, we now know what it would look like if TGI Friday’s ever decided to put together a marching band.

Take care of the gumbo! Go to the Roux, Start Celery, Onions Garlic! Bouillon! (players: Bouillon!) *coach raises right arm* GREEN BELL PEPPERS! Medium-low heat, sausage, simmer ONE TWO THREE!

Pretty sure it was a gumbo recipe.

Also, Mark Titus? Your pieces aren’t nearly as funny as you think they are.

America is populated by idiots.

I, too, enjoyed certain writers and content generators at Grantland. I liked their TV/entertainment stuff, especially.

Kevin, thoughts on the SG just giving up on writing? I basically grew up religiously reading his columns, though I fell way off during the later Grantland days. I feel like if he got back to writing a column, his Ringer traffic numbers would go way up.

Writing 4,000 words on Simmons—so meta!

(Gasol accidentally hits woman in front row with hand)

“Five games”

That would be super Christian of you. You should do it. You come across as a sort of “turn the other cheek” kinda fellow.

Yeah Billy, but keep in mind that Hamid is probably garbage, because he plays in a garbage league...am I doing it right?

How dare you poke holes in Billy’s Premier League coverage.

Yep, this was a pretty poorly thought out burn to end this otherwise good column on, Billy.

After five years we have no strategy in possession. No link play. No understanding of where players should be in the offensive half. We have absolutely no system.

Not sure you can call a guy who played in Europe until he was 33 (Jones) “under-challanged.” Not many respectable European teams are looking for a midfielder in his mid 30s who is obviously past his prime.