I think that’s true to a degree, but for whatever reason it always seems like the former USMNT commentator guys talk like he’s still our best player “most consistent performer” “midfield general” “dictates the flow of the game”....meanwhile, I’m over here like “consistently bad” “dictates the ball right into the…

Time to drop Pulisic and bring back Wondolowski.

The jump from one kid to two is infinitely farther than the jump from 0 to 1, I can’t even fathom 3+. The first time my wife left me home with both (we mostly did a divide an conquer where I just kept one with me if she went shopping or something) my daughter, who was about 2, got her diaper off and crapped on the…

Chicken skin is why traditional wings are better.

Look at John D. Rockefeller over here bragging about his bottles.

No one will fault you if you make a mess while eating wings. You get orange shit all over your face...

Wine comes in a bottle?

I think we can all agree that all fans everywhere are terrible with the exception of the fans of my preferred team.

“6-beers? You talking about pre-tailgating?”

No one wants to hear about how good Seahawks fans are.

Sounds like what you really need is to figure out how hoses work.

So what’s he’s saying is I should start having sex no later than 11:59?

Or the Indians blowing a 3-1 lead to the only team with a longer history of losing.

A Cubs hat.

Your grammar is pathetic.

As a 30 year old Mexican-American the photo of El Tri and The USMNT embracing each other for the pregame photo was the most awesome display of unity these dust filled eyes have ever seen.

This may be the most rational thing I’ve ever heard from a Pats fan.

I just wanted to get on top of his toes.

As a Pats fan, my initial reaction was to freak out that it wasn’t a PI call. However, upon seeing the reply immediately after, it’s pretty obvious that, even if you don’t take into account the initial contact by Gronk, he and Kam were equally physical. Begrudgingly, I have to agree it was a good no-call.