Mitch McConnell with mutton chops.

I may be one of the rare Washington alums who has nothing at all against Washington State Cougar fans. I am constantly impressed and amazed at the sincere dedication and rabid fandom toward your second choice of schools.

Florida is also in talks to send a fruit basket...

“The ACC will move the eight neutral site championships: women’s soccer, football, men’s and women’s swimming and diving, women’s basketball, men’s and women’s tennis, women’s golf, men’s golf, and baseball.”

When you make Mississippi look good, it might be time to re-evaluate.

The only good time zones are the ones you have to buy a snow shovel or storm basement for, amiright?

Good dog.

Jack is a good dog.

Hehe, good dogs.

Good dog.

Hello, good dogs.

Goddammit, Mr. Tomsula!

I can shit into a bag, drunk or not. Never done it, but I’m confident in my abilities. I’m not going to run home and try it out or anything, but alls I’m saying is, you need a bag filled with some shit, I can do it for you. Ziploc, target bag, one of those gift bags specifically for wine bottles, I’ll hit the bottom…

But think of my little 7 year old boy Talon who I now need to explain twerking to (after of course he explains what twerking is to me) who upon seeing this flagrant act has immediately started down a road that will lead to prostitution and intravenous drug use!

Yeah, you almost missed two guys lightly jostling each other.

This seems ridiculous to me. The ref is pulling at his jersey and knocking him off balance. That’s a natural reaction to someone doing that to you. I get that it’s an automatic ejection for putting your hands on a ref but the ref shouldn’t be allowed to do that either.

Tony Romo was also hurt during the play.

Garbge ejection. Damn near baited him into it.

Weak.

Minnow isn’t accurate. A more apt comparison is a mid-major college basketball team, like the good teams in the Atlantic 10 conference. We’re the kind of team that can pull some upsets when things go our way, but eventually in a tournament we run into a Kentucky or a Kansas or a UNC and get our asses kicked by far…

define minnow