I’m also ready to draw broad conclusions based on one week of football.

o fuck yea br0

Or celebrating his own personal achievement and acting like they were going to lap their opponent when it was 17-7.

Curt Schilling’s Facebook Lock Of The Week

Only a Cardinals fan would think anyone would care about a 73-65 team that is 15.5 games out of first in their division.

“People don’t know this about Iraq, but they have among the largest oil reserves in the world.”

Mourhino continues to take solace in the fact that he can work a zipper.

I stay invested because I am a good citizen and I love my country, but I guess not everyone is like that.

European football has never been easier to consume. The earliest games of consequence start on the West Coast start at 4:30 on Saturday mornings. That’s a drag, but it isn’t awful. You can watch any replay if you are diligent enough to search the internet. BACK IN MY DAY (/raises and shakes fist in the air), we had to…

Wildly underrated:

Brevity

Let’s not forget shriveled-up balls.

But remember, the problem here is all that awful red tape stopping corporations doing anything they want as the free-market is always the best solution. /s

At the very least we should send them a nice gift basket.

I was talking about sports.

“... Announces Transfer to Notre Dame”

If you’re truly dedicated, every pizza is an individual pizza.

^Doesn’t exist

I haven’t spoken on this issue I guess I will now.