I am a Seadderal Cheathawks fan. They are cheaters and I do not care. I also like Kombucha and my wife brews it at home. I would do it myself but I am a big dumbass and would probably piss in it on accident.

Football would require black people to live in Portland which I’m pretty sure is still illegal there.

Oh yay. A bunch of transplants complaining about bandwagon fans. Go screw yourselves.

Patriots. They were completely irrelevant anywhere 40 miles from their stadium until 2001. But yeah.

We’re so lucky that Portland doesn’t have an NFL team.

“kids should be grateful to generate millions of dollars for colleges that won’t pay them a dime”

No. Nobody else thinks that.

He’s still getting a D-1 scholarship moron, just not at Michigan.

Aubrey decommitted when they addressed the thank you note to Drake.

Kinda reminds me of a grown up version of the Gerber baby...

Here’s the thing about being a Jets fan. It’s just so goddamn bland and generic. The best offensive player they had in my lifetime is either Curtis Martin or Keyshawn, both of whom will be remembered by fans of other teams as “pretty good”. Their best QB’s are either Noodle-Armed Chad or Vinny, both of whom are just…

The No. 2 won the Money In The Bank ladder match. Therefore guaranteeing himself a shot against No. 1 whenever he wants. Pretty common knowledge, if you ask me.

Stop fighting! Don’t you two realize what everyone else already knows? You’re in love.

Huh. Billy missing an easily checked fact. So weird and out of character for him.

“To do so, though, they’ll have to get it done in the Maracanã, the site of their latest World Cup blunder...”

Counterpoint:

It’s actually 30-0. Cause when you cheat to win, you’ve already lost.

Trump is still leading in Indiana by 11 points.

Holy shit, you have a hotel down the street from FOUR other buildings???

Who knew Steak N Shake had patio seating!?