A hand turkey is much more personal, especially if you caption it with something like I’m thankful for our friendship. Gobble.
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From the pic, I thought it was going to be a feel good story about some old diver that had won a gold medal in the 1956 Olympics and came back to compete on a whim when his current country lost all their divers in a terrible combine harvester accident. Now I’m depressed.
Yea what happened to white privilege?
“We’ve never won the NFC North.”
Do what i did in basketball. Sonics moved, so I picked San Antonio (got free tickets to a game while I was in the air force and they were my 2nd team after the sonics b/c of that).
If someone tells him there were also dinosaurs in water I think his head would explode
I can totally agree that the dinosaur bones might not be put together right, it is a lot of guesswork when they aren’t found intact. But it takes a special kind of leap to go from say “You might have glued that broken glass in the wrong shape” to “I don’t believe glass exists at all. Not one little bit.”
I just told them, that if I had had the opportunity to kill them, then I would have done. I wanted to kill all of them.
Which part of Dallas are you from - South Jersey or Chester County?
Did you lose any? You could write Santa and ask for some more.
Good to know not everyone who writes these is in the pocket of BIG CAPITALIZATION, like Drew. Awesome piece. I enjoyed it.
My expectation is that Spanos and Davis’s LLC was actually named Prestige Worldwide.
Instead order something friendly like Little Sumpin Sumpin, or The Truth, or Cattywompus. You’ll love it.
Listen, I’m just glad you overcame your stroke and can use a keyboard again. I’m sure your tastebuds will come back eventually.
I’m going to have to give you a star, because if I don’t, it will be like a tie. And we all know comments can’t end in ties.
NO WAY MAN IT TAKES A SPECIAL PHILLY VIBE TO COAX DELICIOUSNESS FROM SUCH DISSONANT INGREDIENTS AS “MEAT” AND “CHEESE.”
“That toughness comes in handy in a place like North Dakota. You see, up there, jamming your numb fingers against someone’s ice-cold helmet happens every practice. Getting decked on the cement-like dirt is just how a play ends.
I can get a decent cheesesteak at any mall food court in the country. They're not that complicated.
After 3 weeks?