What kind of party are you going to where the expectation is a case of beer AND a bottle of liquor?

You’re Hired

That is the least tempting food item I’ve ever heard described. Throw that crap in the toilet and let Liam wipe the rim with his disgusting sock.

Do you really get validation by being contrarian? Someone told you what your non-sense hipster opinion should be so you defend it by being a cock to strangers on the internet?

I do this at work.

Its not garbage. It’s just not worth it, but it’s not garbage.

Some ideas for unemployed guy...

I never drink ginger ale in any other setting. But for some reason, that is my go-to non-alcoholic airplane beverage. I have no idea why that is, but I know I’m not the only one...

Since samples are allowed, I’m going with Camp Lo’s Luchini (This Is It):

I feel like he chose ManU to give a £89 million middle finger to Fergie

but his character made him that six-tool guy

Is this some kind of viral marketing campaign for an “Angels In The Outfield” remake?

Well, that about wraps up the case, then! Good work, detective!

It drives me up the wall. I had things like reduced lunch as a kid, and now, guess what? I am a college-educated citizen with a job, who pays taxes, contributes to society, and serves in the military. You know what would have made all that impossible? Not being able to think in school because I was so hungry. So for…

I’m still laughing about all the possibilities involved in the ostrich gambit.

This guy is normal?

I felt like Deadspin was pro Tomsula last season. It definitely started as mocking but he was so sincere, there became legit affection for Tomsula.

I know this is sacriligious here, but I rooted for Jim Tomsula because he worked his ass off and took shit for years only to be put in the worst possible position. He’s the anti-Lane Kiffin and I respect all of those shitty odd jobs he had to work.

This may be a top 15 gif, all-time. Very strong.

I went out and bought a black dress shirt and black slacks and wore them every Friday