Huh... I thought “Let’s Randomly Insult Musk For Our Weekly Boners” was on Wednesdays.

If there were anymore salt in this post, I’d need some pepper.

Cowland responded: “We built it because we could.”

No fair, they didn’t test the Mustang in real-world conditions.

Facts and data be damned! I will rant anyhow!!!!!

A car that costs over twice what I can afford to spend for a car?

Option 3 is to find the Alpha car in the parking lot first thing, and then crash into it, just beat the hell out of it...then the other cars know to respect you.

Are finals coming up already? Make us proud, 1L. Make us proud.

The catch is: it must leave the state, because it’s too fast for this one.

The reason their sauce is too sweet now is because they switched canned fully prepped sauce. Before ‘03/’04, don’t quite remember the year, all sauce came in cans of just tomato sauce and premeasured seasoning packets were mixed in when it was prepped the day it would be used.

Well, the perp appeared to be white, so ...

What has Merica come to? No shot’s fired?

If those hood vents (louvers?) are fake......

because its Chicago. It would have been stolen.

No, you were probably doing 80 to keep up with the slower traffic.

These comments are what I live for.

COTD. BECAUSE WE CAN AGAIN.

The S&P Analyst was asked about his weekend plans and responded.